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The process of a person entering prison and using the block showers for the first time.
Under normal circumstances when the soap is inevitably dropped, an African of descent man shall appear behind the recipient and proceed to 'baptise' him
Dude did you hear about Johnny?
No? Why what happened?
He just got convicted and he told me that he got a Prison Baptism on the first day
Before they had the sex, he had to pop on a rubber prison to stop them having any pesky little unwanted babies.
Pulling on a mans sack while hittin it in a cell to get him to tighten his asshole
I heard Ryan gave Gabe a Prison Scrunchie Last Night, he kept everyone awake screaming
The adipose tissue that has congealed into muscular tissue, forming a swarthy barrier most often found around the thorax and abdomen of older men, namely biker dudes and convicts.
The steel girdle of prison fat around Butterbean's midsection has broken the wrists of many twiggots
Flushing the toilet the moment your log hits water. This is especially courteous if you plan to loiter on the pot for an extended time post-deposit. In prison, you would likely become “the belle of the ball” if you had the gall to spread your stink. Never roost upon your waste.
Person 1 - “bro you were in there for a while, is it safe?”
Person 2 - “oh yeah man I had a prison dump. Played candy crush for 20 minutes”
prison bobber
aww prison bobber
hahahaha prison bobber
everything I own is named after it
When you’re at a hotel and don’t have enough pillows so you use an empty pillow case filled with dirty clothes to craft your own make-shift pillow.
Andrew: “I’ll go and ask reception for a new pillow”
Kate: “Say no more fam, I’ll make you a prison pillow instead”