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The process of a person entering prison and using the block showers for the first time.
Under normal circumstances when the soap is inevitably dropped, an African of descent man shall appear behind the recipient and proceed to 'baptise' him
Dude did you hear about Johnny?
No? Why what happened?
He just got convicted and he told me that he got a Prison Baptism on the first day
A big obese teddy bear that has fecal manner rubbed over it. Included with bloody toenails, love for children under the age of 2, keeps his "stash" inside him, and has some clammy hands. Oh did I mention it has a neck beard with a crave for saucy sausages. Often has some cheeky cheese under his manly foreskin to protect from all the mango worms and maggots and faggot sex, and gaping capers whilst residing in the USSR prison located at moisty mire
My dad used to be a soviet prisoner
Same but mine loved kids under the age of 4
I'm 3
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The adipose tissue that has congealed into muscular tissue, forming a swarthy barrier most often found around the thorax and abdomen of older men, namely biker dudes and convicts.
The steel girdle of prison fat around Butterbean's midsection has broken the wrists of many twiggots
Flushing the toilet the moment your log hits water. This is especially courteous if you plan to loiter on the pot for an extended time post-deposit. In prison, you would likely become “the belle of the ball” if you had the gall to spread your stink. Never roost upon your waste.
Person 1 - “bro you were in there for a while, is it safe?”
Person 2 - “oh yeah man I had a prison dump. Played candy crush for 20 minutes”
A Ned Flanders type moustache worn by inmates in male correctional facilities that are willing to perform oral sex.
That is one fancy prison pushbroom...
prison bobber
aww prison bobber
hahahaha prison bobber
everything I own is named after it
A roll of toilet paper used as a pillow by an inmate in jail.
Issued a jumpsuit, slippers and a blanket, the inmate grabbed a roll of toilet paper to use as a prison pillow for his bunk.