n.
aka Jesus' urine.
The main ingredient in bad ass teenagers' vomit, goon punch is a sweet, cheap-wine based drink made in 5L batches to provide hours of nudity and pseudo-sentimental bullshit conversations at every under 16's birthday party since the late 80's. Best served cold, best drunk quickly.
Ingredients:
Goon
Fruit
Juice
Optional extras:
Ice
Other people's stolen Bacardi / vodka / gin.
Guy 1: Man, can go out drinking tonight as I don't have any money for drinks.
Guy 2: Forget about it! Sally made a goon punch...
Guy 1: Well, fuck yeah!
Guy 3: Quick, steal your mum's gin!
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To firmly connect a closed fist with the rectal region of a person.
SAL: Hey Joe, Why You Walking Funny?
JOE: Ah, The Wife Ass-Punched Me Again!
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when you simultaneously punch a person with both fists, and kick them in the balls too.
guy1: aw man, did you just see that pillow biter get ultimate punched?! :O
guy2: yeah dude, he took it like a champ!
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When an annoying bitch gets sucker punched in the face by a guy due to excessive drunk shit talking.
Joe: Dude you won't believe what happened at the bar last night, Kathy got snooker punched by a negro!
Frankie: Oh I believe it, that bitch never knows when to shut her damn mouth. What did u do about it, did you try to fight him.
Joe: Na man i bought that mother fucker a beer, I swear if I had to listen to that bullshit for one more minute I would of snooker puched the drunk cunt myself.
Frankie: Word
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Usmc slang for non judicial punishment
Dude, that marine got ninja punched by the big green weenie for the second time, he is getting an bad conduct discharge.
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The final act of imbibing or inhaling while suffering from a combination of debilitating inebriation and heat stroke. Symptoms include cold sweat, incoherent babble, twitching, and cankles. Left untreated, a chicken punch often results in unsuccessful trust falls.
The camp trip was going great until I took that last chicken punch to the face.
I was going to play horse shoes, but ended up getting chicken punched before noon, instead.
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When a stripper puts your head between her two fake/augmented boobs and administers an indirect punch to your face through one of her tits. In other words:
Stripper puts your head in her cleavage, stripper punches breast, breast punches you, you've been stripper punched.
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