Rags to riches

A shitty ass bar in Grand Rapids, MI where herpes is included with the cover charge. It is also known as "Fags to Bitches"

20 year old: Wanna go to Rags to riches tonight? it's the only place that will let us in.

Other 20 year old: Yea, let me go get my flat brimed hat!

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rectum rag

Toilet paper for the poor.

Dagnamit, use both sides of the rectum rag, ya idjit.

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spirit rag

Your catch rag that you turn to after a lonely night of jacking off five times. Never washed, it is discarded only after it has become too stiff and jagged that it causes brutal injury when fornicated with.

Cheryl vomited when she found Jake's spirit rag. He said he wouldn't have one if she swallowed more often.

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swag rag

a cool new word for tampon

hold on, if i don't change my swag rag soon i might get toxic shock syndrome

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Dish Rag

Another word for a person who is a douche bag.
Both words sound alike. But one feels less gross to say.

He cheats and flirts with other girls while he has a girlfriend, what a dish rag.

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juice rag

1. a small garment used to wipe semen of of ones partner multiple time without washing

2. a femine version of the term, "douche bag," whereas, typically males are referred to as "douce bag," a female (or feminine male) would be referred to as "juice rag"

1.)
Jill: "John, hurry up and wipe this shit off my back, it's starting to drip on the sheets!"

John: "I will, Jill, just let me find the juice rag!"

2.)
(while driving) "Hey, you fucking juice rag, inbound traffic has the right-of-way!

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Cunt-rag

A wiping implement for use following a particularly vicious gangbang.

Sally, despite her extreme exhaustion, grabbed her cunt-rag quickly before the 5 gallons of semen dripped from her woman-hole.

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