When your significant other says they are going to do there summer reading and they are actually fucking some other bitch
My boyfriend is doing his summer reading
My girlfriend loves doing summer reading
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When someone is being not just extra, but " EXTRA EXRTA" dramatic about a situation.
You need to calm down Keri, you are being so "Read all about it"
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Bulgarian lip reading is the art of moving your lips as quickly as possible as if speaking Bulgarian while your mouth is connected to your wife's vagina! I.E licking out the old puuuuuusssssy!!
Husband :- Darling shall we partake in a little Bulgarian lip reading?
Wife :- yes darling
Husband :- spread them wide then my dear!
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If you don't like something, DON'T FREAKING READ IT!!!
This is gross, I think I shall stop reading it...
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This Term Is Said by cocaine buyers which means "how much cocaine am i purchasing?"
I Asked "what the lick read?" He Told Me "1,000 grams."
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when you put you testicles in someones bottom eyelid (one per eye)
those alaskan reading glasses made his eyelids streched out
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(n.) a serious disease where inflamation occurs in certain parts of the brain which causes people to read books or have the idea.
Due to a professor's teachings, I have become infected with read-a-book-itis
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