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The product research, stemming from countless Ryan prototypes (many of which are still being manufactured), Jesus's left arm and a strand from God's Holy Beard. He was created in bio-weapons factory, where his DNA was altered to match that of a Demi-God. Raised on a Chupacabra's breast milk, he slowly settled on a diet of Minotaur meat and a protein supplement meant for a troll. After his child days were over his training would commence. Endless resistance training, with MMA lessons intermingled. He became a super-being, resembling a super saiyan at age 15. Slowly but surely Real Ryan was formed, a being of absolute raw power. Although his identity is still a mystery, men and women alike wait for the unveiling of Real Ryan. For it will bring about the age of Real Ryan.
Sexiness is defined by its Ryaness. For all things awesome are defined by their Ryaness.
Real Ryan will usurp the crown as the Aesthetic King.
A depiction or version of reality that exists in the movies or on TV but does not reflect actual reality. Tends to describe unbelievable feats of strength, faulty physics or abnormal noises.
He jumped from the building and was saved by Spider-man, who caught his arm just before he hit the ground. I mean, as if! It was so movie real and so not real real.
Telling the truth. Being brutally honest. Telling it like it is.
Don't be mad at me bro! I'm just "spittin the real"!
very true, that there is no doubt whatsoever......
Customer- "when can i expect my delivery.
Worker- "I dont know, I work at Mcdonalds."
Me- "Dat real."
heaven on earth; incredible; almost impossible to believe; Amsterdam
Hey Trey-
Did you hear the Dutch will be placing a ban on cigarette smoking in July 2008? It's the "No smoking allowed, unless it's marijuana" law.
Trey - fo' real?
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A term used to describe a situation where a lot of shit or bad things happen.
"Dude, I just got rejected by this hot girl her, and her friends won't talk to me anymore,"
"Wow man, shit is real!"
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The friend that will bring you toilet paper when needed, weed when you want it, and girls/beer to a party
You a real nigga
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