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iFunny but with more porn and even more retards. Both apps are awful and the people are toxic asf, but Reddit is worse. Reddit is where you can post memes, join and comment on specific topics, and if you post something remotely offensive it will get reported.

I hate Reddit.

by lavalampdick May 18, 2022


Reddit YouTuber

Some of the most effortless yet most entertaining YouTubers to watch and/or listen to. The auto generated TTS (text to speech) is so nice to hear that no-one really questions why.

Dude One "hey what are you watching
Dude Two "a Reddit YouTuber"
Dude One "your a ducking loser"

by Ramsp August 16, 2022


First Law of reddit

reddit>sleep.

man 1: I slept ten hours yesterday. It felt so good.
man 2: Man, have you never heard of the first law of reddit?

by AnonIthink August 11, 2013


cooking reddit accounts

Cooking a reddit account is the act of making a fake account on reddit long before it's needed, by intermittently posting and commenting to lend credibility to the account when it's eventually put to use. Accounts can be created with the final purpose in mind already, or old or purchased accounts can be repurposed to become sock puppets.

Reasons someone might cook an account in advance include the ability to influence discussions, express controversial opinions without being immediately dismissed as a biased party (like paid or volunteer supporters who promote specific agendas, such as Israeli hasbara trolls that are paid or volunteer to astroturf support on social media to make it appear that their position is more popular than it really is), or share fabricated content that might be met with greater scrutiny if posted from a newly created account (such as individuals who cook accounts to share fake UFO videos they've made, disguising them as authentic recordings by ordinary people).

The difference between cooking an account and the expression "sockpuppet account" lies in the fact that cooking specifically involves the pre-planning of false engagement on an account over a period of time, whereas a sockpuppet account applies to any account being used for deceptive purposes.

The term "cooking" is derived from the act of preparing food over a period of time before it is ready.

"I posted that UFO video we made on the subreddit but everyone knew it was fake right away because the account was too new. So this time, I decided to try cooking reddit accounts, and spent the two months adding random comments and posts every few days. Hopefully when I post this new video they will be a lot less skeptical!"

by kiriakouTWO April 20, 2024


Reddit and chill

Verb: to take a piss or shit while browsing reddit

Person 1: hey when you take a shit do you reddit and chill?
Person 2: yeah, what else am i supposed to do?

by Sergeant Bitchboy May 9, 2020


reddit premium

a service that makes you a mega loser forever and make you |lose/never get| friends

A: oh look u/*insert user here* he has reddit premium
B: don't even bother talking to him, he has reddit premium so he must be the king of losers.

by guest75462 February 27, 2024


Redditic

A person who abuses Reddit. Whenever you look at their screen they are on Reddit and they won't get of it. When you take their devices away they go crazy because they can't be on Reddit.

Hey, that guy is on Reddit again, ugh, what a Redditic

by Gauner2210 February 22, 2019