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The fact that Beer is better than religion for the following 10 reasons.
1. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer
2. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex
3. Beer has never caused any major wars
4. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer
5. You can prove you have a Beer
6. Beer cant lie to you
7. Beer helps you enjoy life, religion reminds you how shit people are
8. You can have several different beers at once.
9 You will not be killed or tortured over what brand of beer you drink.
10. If your life is devoted to beer, thier are groups to help you stop.
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1) the act of believing in evolution because the idea of God scares the crap out of you.
2) A religion that often invents methods of dating the earth to convince others and themselves that we used to be monkeys.
dude: "how was the earth created?"
"religious scientist:" An explosion... as told to me by my evolutionary religion (also known as college)
dude: but how do you know for sure?
"religious scientist:" I have FAITH that it happened...
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A person trying to force their religion beliefs onto you, even though you have told them were you stand on religion.
The priest is a religion rapist, he try to make me believe i was going to hell because I didn't wait to have sex till marriage.
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It is a prestigious religion led by Lord Charlie and Lord George, and overpowers the BRIDIEISM Society.
“The Cheorge Religion is amazing.”
A religion revolving around bacon whose followers will eat bacon with literally anything, including bacon with bacon. DO NOT bring turkey bacon to them as they will sacrifice you and it to their god in exchange for actual bacon.
"Bacon is our god because bacon is real"
I eat bacon because I am a true believer in the religion of bacon
a punk band that was started in the early 80's and combined intense rhythms with harmonial voacls and thought provoking songs.
Albums:
How Could Hell be any worse?, Suffer, No control, against the grain, generator, stranger than fiction, the grey race, no substance, New America, The Process of Belief.
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Great jeans brand! Great fit. Mentioned in "My Humps" by the Black Eyed Peas.
"Seven jeans and True religion, I say no but they keep givin'" -Black Eyed Peas
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