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Roman Handshake

A custom during the reign of Caligula as Roman Emperor. When meeting a friend, whoever was ranked lower had to bend over and the higher ranked would fist-bump the end of the other person's larger intestine (colon). Very popular among the higher ranks.

Popular today among young men and fans of the movie Caligula

Gaius: Hey Longinus
Longinus: Oh... hey
Gaius: You know the drill, bend over.
Longinus: Do I have to?
Gaius: What?? You are refusing to shake the hand of your superior???
Longinus: No....
....
Gaius: There, was that so hard?
Longinus: : |
Gaius: Well, you know thats how we Romans shake hands. A "Roman Handshake" if you will

by CircleGuy February 7, 2011

7๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


roman tragedy

Rat-faced, terrible band, incredibly fake. Only knows how to write songs about the men they've dated for 5 minutes and then demonises the smallest of their faults through terribly written songs.

*At a gig*

Jake: OMG that girl over there is so cute do you know who she is?
Paul: Bro don't even bother looking at her. She's a roman tragedy. She'll chew you up and spit you out!

by America-Says-We-Love-A-Chorus July 28, 2019

2๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Nasty Roman

A nasty roman is someone who prefer to fuck in the ass then in the pussy.

PS: roman owned

A nasty roman is someone who prefer to fuck in the ass then in the pussy.

by sigur July 11, 2008

2๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


roman head

the act of giving oral sex over means of a telephone i.e. oral phone sex

last night on the phone, i gave him roman head to help him get off.

by Angie July 2, 2003

4๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


roman statue

the opposite of a boner

Me: Did you get a boner when the doctor examined your balls?
Boyfriend: No. She was a wrinkled middle-aged woman. I got a total roman statue.

by smugxleaf March 9, 2011

3๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


roman nose

to have the appearance of a voluminous and bulky nose with a curved tip.

my god that kid is ugly with that roman nose!

by willy willy November 30, 2006

19๐Ÿ‘ 91๐Ÿ‘Ž


Roman Sandal

The fetish sex act where one takes a shoelace, flosses his/her ass with it, and then ties it around their partners foot.

Yo! Bitch! Git over here so I can give you a Roman Sandal!!!

by Purple Suit Colin January 24, 2006

5๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž