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When you shove your dick into someone's eye socket then you put their finger inside your dick until it splits open. After that you get a fork and scrape the insides and feed it to them. It looks like rust.
Last night that guy at the bar gave me a rusty dan in the bathroom. After, we both had to go to the doctor.
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when a woman munches on a man's pubic hair while vigorously fingering his asshole.
"Hey Bernard, what did you do last night?"
"Well Jose, my pubic region is a little sore because i got some wasted bitch to give me a nice Rusty Wookie."
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A condition created when your menstrual chick won't let you bang her with the lights on, you splooge, then go to the bathroom, flip on the light and your pud is covered in blood - you've been given a "Rusty Musket"
Penelope wouldn't let me bang her with the lights on so I pounded her pink palpitating pudding until it proplapsed, but she got even, she gave me a "Rusty Musket".
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When a gay man is performing anal sex on another gay man while giving him a hand-job, so that the pleasure is (somewhat) mutual.
I suggested to my boyfriend that he give me a rusty trombone the next time we make love so that my moans will turn him on more and enchance the experience.
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When you dip your balls in to your partners asshole then pull out and put them in their mouth.
Hey Nate what happened last night? Oh man, my girl said she was hungery so I gave here some Rusty McNuggets!!
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Only the deadliest weapon in the history of mankind. Ever. EVER.
Walker: "I'm just about ready to kill God with a rusty spork."
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Performing anilingus on a woman while fingering her vagina. Similar to a rusty trombone.
That bitch is so hot, I'm gonna give her the rusty ukulele.
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