Shrek depression is where you love watching Shrek so much and then it ends. It causes you to be very depressed and put into a shrekdiculous state. Also it mainly begins when in Shrek 4, you believe Shrek to die. Some may be cured by the following:
β’eating an onion
β’doing the roar
β’watching the Shrek Christmas special
Some may not ever be cured and will be put into a Shrek depression forever.
Recently I watched Shrek and when he nearly died in Shrek 4, I got a bad case of Shrek depression.
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Creamy shrek is infact a man that came from the depths of hilly billy tavern. He shows no mercy in the consummation of his victims. He mostly preys on weak minecraft noobz XD lawl rawr. He escaped hilly billy tavern around 7 am on Wednesday morning. He is distantly related to shrek on the ogre family tree, but we are not too sure how. Perhaps cousin, or uncle? He can bring you great horrors. Please do NOT approach!! If you happen to spot him, please seek refuge immediately!!
"Wow last night was terrible, I ran into creamy shrek!"
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The dankest movie yet to be released
I love shrek 4
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Shrek strudel refers to the bulbus green rod that hangs betwixt any oger's hairy ass legs. At the base is normally a throbbing wad that smells of onions and under cheese.
I was playing lord of the rings when an oger appeared and crushed me with it's shrek strudel.
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When you get penatrated by Shrek you say shrek is love
Ohhh ya,,SHREK IS LOVE OHH YAAA SHREKK
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The specific sexual attraction to shrek alone. I am a very sexual shrek lover
"Guys i have something to tell you"
"what's up?"
"i'm a shrek sexual"
"Same bro let's go have intercourse with shrek"
"let's go bro"
"knarley dude"
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Sheck Wes / Shrek combined to make their final form, being more powerful than all the gods combined.
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