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$3 SALE

Unsuccessful Only Fans whores on Twitter be like: $3 SALE only today
This is a recurring pattern when searching "$3 SALE" on twitter

Friend: Found the hottest e-girl on Twitter
Me: That bitch probably on $3 sale

by Yolobert November 19, 2021


Speed Racer Yard Sale

When your wife is shitfaced and you want some trim, so as soon as you get in the house you race upstairs in order to get some before she passes out. With boots, jeans and undies flying all over you lay into it before she goes catatonic.

Trudie and I were out drinking last night and she got so shitfaced I had to pull the Speed Racer Yard Sale before she passed out. She didn't remember it the next morning and wondered why our room looked like a skiing accident.

by Scotty Nice December 11, 2019