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ugly, possessing hoish qualitites
That's one salty bitch!
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A more infamous version of the Teabag. After accumulating a generous amount of salty sweat under your balls, proceed to any sleeping victim you choose. While squatting over the victim's face, lower your sack onto the forehead and in one smooth motion, drag your sweaty sack all the way to the chin. (Be sure to give extra attention to the mouth area of the victim) The first thing the victim will do when they wake up, is lick their now salty lips. What a treat!
Once Paul licked his lips, he knew he was a victim of the Salty Seaman!
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An ex-patriot European (usually British) now living overseas but maintaining dual citizenship. Unable to commit and with one foot on each continent his dick is left dangling in the sea.
John got his Canadian passport this week, but he's not giving up his British one - when will the Salty Dick make a commitment.
"The National Health Service is so much better than US Medicare" - "Aw shut up, why don'tcha. You Salty Dicks are always whingeing about something"
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You spit on your penis pour salt on it, then make your partner deep throat it.
G made sure V like the salty platoon experience.
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When a green booger is applied to the penis before oral sex begins.
Imagine you're getting head from a chunky fat chick. She drops to her knees, causing a thunderous, earthquake-like shimmy in your house as she hits the floor. You look her in the eyes, disgusted at yourself for your disgusting fat chick blow job habit. Sick.
Before she envelops your cock with her slovenly horse gullet, you cram your finger up your nose and pull out the filthiest booger in history. You slather it all over your cock and cry "give me a salty cabbage, baby!"
She complies. And cries a little afterwards.
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When a chick's pussy sticks so bad it emits a cloudy salty green stench of fumes.
Dude Cody and Zak check out those chicks i think they have Salty Gales.
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a group of lads wanking over a biscuit, last one to come has to eat the biscuit.
"i need a wank"
"letds play salty biscuit"
"okay :)"
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