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Sam

A little Asian boy who is addicted to masturbating

Look at that Sam over there

by Thiccsexyboi January 09, 2018


Sam

Mass-Geonocidle Maniac. Usually of Australian or German background. Likes such mechanised equipment as Military Grade weaponry and explosives. Enjoys murder and generally makes jokes about killing and mutilating corpses. Sam's have a tendency to be racist and highly discriminative as well as homicidal.

However, some Sam's do have an attractions to members of the opposite races.

"Adolf Elizabeth Hitler was a Sam"
"Joseph Stalin was a Sam"
"Chopper Ried was a Sam"

by SWAG.SWAG.SWAG.SWAG May 29, 2012


Sam

A man with a Small penis

Man my friend has such a Sam

by This_i_S_a_NAME January 15, 2016


Sam

Person who talks continously about their penis's engirged size despite the fact it is tiny. Believes everything on reddit to be gospel.

You are such a Sam.

by Kelseyb123 April 10, 2013


Sam

Sam’s tend to be stupid little squares as well as the most toxic of individuals. Sam’s are self centered and view relationships as tools to obtain their own wants and needs. You never want to interact with a Sam.

I hate him so much, he acts like a complete Sam!

by Consumerofentireplanets September 30, 2019


Sam

A highly attractive male, often spotted sporting army pants, glasses and a ridiculous T-shirt with the stupidest scarf ever attached, who unfortunately claims to remain emotionally unavailable to the utter despair of the entire female population. A self-ascribed playwright who knows absolutely everything about philosophy and politics, at just 18 he will generally have conquered the world.

"Look at that pretentious git, what a Sam!"

by Turner4 March 19, 2013


Sam

Sams a gay kid who plays to many videogames and doesnt go outside or take showers

Sam doesn’t take showers so smells like shit

by Shmeasy June 13, 2019