Sea Gullin'

The act of takin ones own semen and lauching it into another persons face.

Thomas: Hey, i think we should go Sea Gullin'.

Adam: I wish I could but I just wasted my load onto your sisters face.

Thomas: What!!!

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sea monster

A singular or group party of ugly dyke bitches. Which at first glance, you believe they came out from under a rock from the bottom depths of the ocean.

I transferred into a new oceanography class, and I immediately regret my decision, because all the bitches are a bunch of sea monsters.

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sea donkey

for everyone who is not familar with a sea donk. ill put you straight. a sea donk is a girl of average attractiveness. so a girl you'll fuck if your drunk but she definately is not staying over. a swamp donk is that fat chick in the club trying to dance like shes hot shit. if god forbid you take this home, when your texas mickey wears off you will gnaw your own arm off just to get the fuck out of there. a unicorn is a nice beautiful girl, one you could take home to ma if your in to that sort of thing, you let her wear one of your jerseys in the morning when shes cooking you breakfast and you could possibly call her again.

Wow, what a fucking sea donkey!

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sea breeze

qweef; the odor of a queef.

"Melissa let out a salty sea breeze qweef just as I was about to go down her. Which pretty much spoiled the atmosphere."

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Sea Gulling

An act of art performed when a couple are performing sexual intercourse.
Performed with a group of males in a cupboard masterbating untill the said couple are about to come to a conclusion.
As the conclusion approaches, the said males will proceed from the cupboard masterbating and making sea gull noises over the couple previously mentioned.

Sea Gulling, as described above, or on various internet websites.

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sea pig

Overweight, undesirable Woman of the Royal Australian Navy (WRAN).

(Jack 1) "Ohh yuck! Look at the sea pig's muffin top!"
(Jack 2) *screws up mouth* "Yeah that's fucked."

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Sea Badgers

plural of above, on their way to the states with spiritual leader jimbo, refered to in his statement on 99% of americans are stupid as shit

no jenkins i saw two sea badgers not one sea badger, my mistake

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