If u come here you hear barking more than talking, XD rawr bitches everywhere and stoners limping through the halls. Like deadass u could be in chem and u will see someone cooking meth in the back.
Moe= u go to white oaks secondary school (woss) ?
Mariam= yeah only for ib tho link up at north?
Moe 2= I’ll bring the pot
What a school. Vice principals act like wardens of a prison, and casually lurk the halls at any given time. Once you hear the heels and the jingly keys I’d suggest you run.
People also piss in the juulroom which is odd, even stranger is that some call it the “bAtHrOoM”.
God forbid you are out of uniform tho....
“Yo fham tryna lap quick at st stephens catholic secondary school”
“I jus got a detention for bein outta uniform, yk how the VP’s r mans can’t leave again, they got me sittin in the corner of the hallway yo”
“They really treatin you like a mut”
A school for degenerates who like licking walls
Do not for the life of you go to Ryde Secondary College
You will get a secondary feeling, with you here.
Couva East is a school that mostly dont live up to its potential. We can accomplish sooooo much more.
The GOOD girls (emphasize on the good) of Couva East are underrated. But the thing is all dem boys and dem does want action (if yk what i mean) instead of wife material. But nah Couva East boys is shit. Facial structure is like literal sewage. All them watching is convent gyal. So while the girls studying, and thinking about their future and like...you know have morals, the boys "being boys"
Some other things to note:
•We are shit at football, less shitty at cricket
•Couva East is UNITY
•Sports day does be lit
"By the time i see that green skirt, i know is Couva East Secondary gyal"
the first place I considered killing myself. air quality worse than china.
Ethan: It’s your first year at North Peace Secondary School! How do you like it so far?
Joe: I want to kill myself
NPSS is a school filled with juulers, SoundCloud rappers and pregnant 16 year olds
A fucking shithole of a place where autistic monkeys breed , fight and fling their shit around. Everyone is stupid and autistic , including some of the teaching staff and the principal. It is also a std testing centre as most fuckboys and xmms in this school probably have Aids.
Jamal: “NIGGA FUCK, IM GOING TO Damai Secondary School”
Ling Ling: “Damn nigga! Your dick finna be more diseased than the whole of India”