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Semen Demon means that a short person that stares at people for no reason
And they are mean
Kayla is a semen demon
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James.
James is a captain.. and a seaman... therefore he is captain semen.
captain semen is the best captain ever!
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When you blow your load in the girls mouth and she then spits it at the ceiling fan on the highest speed setting, spraying semen across the entire room.
Ted blew his wadin Debbie's mouth but it backfired after she treated him to a semen sprinkler instead of swallowinglike a good girl.
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When a man over loads his dick, to the point where his semen over jaculates, till he burst a stream of hot cum down her pussy.
Oh honey im feeling a possible Bat semen coming on.
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hey whats that white stuff on your hot dog? oh, its just sausage semen.
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This is a term that describes the sheer force your cumshot fires out of your dickhole. You basically pull out and pump off a load so powerfull, it breaks some bones of the person you were just porking resembling Steven Seagal in every movie he has ever been in.
Big Easy: Haha you should have seen how fucked up I made the side of this chicks face last night.
Tyrant: You Ray Riced a bitch?
Big Easy: Nah man. My Semen Seagal smacked her right in the face knocking out at least 3 teeth.
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An alcoholic drink consisting of Rum-Chata mixed with A&W Root Beer with surprisingly good results. The measurements for ratio of each consists of either half and half or one third Rum-Chata and two thirds A&W Root Beer.
Dennis gave me a solo cup with angel semen in it, to my surprise it was pretty heavenly.
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