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Somebody who cums a lot during sex
Tim was a semen demon, squirting down any poor woman that crossed his path
A vagina. The word originated from confusion over what Seagate meant.
Awww yeah, I'm gonna back up 50 terabytes to that semen gate.
When you blow your load in the girls mouth and she then spits it at the ceiling fan on the highest speed setting, spraying semen across the entire room.
Ted blew his wadin Debbie's mouth but it backfired after she treated him to a semen sprinkler instead of swallowinglike a good girl.
When a man over loads his dick, to the point where his semen over jaculates, till he burst a stream of hot cum down her pussy.
Oh honey im feeling a possible Bat semen coming on.
hey whats that white stuff on your hot dog? oh, its just sausage semen.
Something the they/thems are putting into our drinks all of a sudden.
Alcohol enjoyer: What beer should I buy?
Alcohol enjoyer's gigachad friend: Try Ultra Right Beer. It's not contaminated with tranny semen, unlike a certain brand that shall not be named.
Alcohol enjoyer: Ultra Right Beer sounds good to me.
The results of the first wank after No Nut November.
I survived the month, now prepare for the semen Tsunami.