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A device for smoking marijuana that is made by cutting off the end of a wiffle ball bat, poking a hole in the side, and inserting an aluminum foil bowl into the hole. The bowl is then lit, and the end is covered, allowing the shaft to fill with smoke. It is then inhaled from the base of the bat.
We hit the shaft of damocles last night. Cost us $2 and hits like no other.
The act of masturbating after eating an entire bag of either zesty cheese doritos or cheetos puffs without cleaning the dust off your hands, leavig your penis orange.
"Man I was so horny and hungry last night, gave myself orange shaft!"
When she slurp on that shaft like it’s corn on the cob
Damn mommy it’s 4th of July why don’t you give me some slurp shaft
An expulsion of flatulence so profound that it shakes and vibrates the length of one’s vein cane.
“Did you hear about Andrew and Mike at fart darts the other night? They broke a glass at the bar by harmonizing each other’s shaft-wind.”
Getting a blow job while committing a felony at Kohl's...#Purdue
The last time I talked to my mother was when she bailed me out for shaft lipping at Kohl's.
The underside of a man's erect genitalia.
The shaft was the hardest part of his erect penis.
Person 1:"did you see the shaft on him!"
Person 2:"naw fuck man"