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Term used to describe an ugly, fat or otherwise undesirable woman.
Joe: Hey VAnce is the new sales chick hot?
VAnce: No way man, that bitch is a bit too Day Shift for me.
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When a girl grabs your dick trying to give you a hand job, but decides to shift your dick like a car. (Preferably by a girl named julia.)
Julia stick shifted me so bad last night.
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When you deceive your parents that you doing homework by shifting tabs. You put google on one tab and you put the actual website you looking at on another.
Deception Tab Shift
Alex is on facebook
Mom comes in
Alex shifts to google
Mom smiles and leaves room
Alex goes back to facebook
When the driver (preferably a female) jacks the passengers dick off by giving him a hand-job while driving.
Guy- "Me and my girl just got home from camping"
Friend- "Who drove?"
Guy- "She did, and she drove stick-shift the entire way."
Friend- "Damn man I love driving stick-shift!"
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ctrl+shift+delete is a keyboard shortcut to delete history. Many find it quicker than going through settings; when your friend asks to borrow your computer, you just hit ctrl+shift+delete, click, and they'll never know what porn you were watching.
My girlfriend needed to check her email, so I hit ctrl+shift+delete when she wasn't looking.
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When you hold down shift to make a bunch of capital letters, but end up letting go of it SO YOUR SeNtENCE LOOKs RETaRDeD like that.
"OmG I JUsT LOst THe GaME"
"Lol, what?"
"...Blame Shaky Shift Syndrome. >_>"
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Haselton, M. G. & Buss, D. M. (2001). Emotional reactions following first-time sexual intercourse: The affective shift hypothesis. Personal Relationships, 8, 357-369.
Abstract: This article develops the Affective Shift Hypothesis, which suggests that women experience positive affective shifts following first-time intercourse as a means to facilitate a longer-term, more committed relationship. The hypothesis predicts a negative affective shift in men who pursue a short-term mating strategy; this shift is hypothesized to function to curtail commitment by motivating the man to terminate the relationship.
177 Ss in Study 1 documented sex differences predicted by the affective shift hypothesis. 203 Ss in Study 2, using a somewhat different methodology involving reports of presex and postsex feelings, found that men with high numbers of sex partners, but not men with low numbers of partners, experienced a decrease in their partner's physical and sexual attractiveness following first-time sexual intercourse. In contrast, women, more than men, experienced increases in feelings of love and commitment following first-time sex.
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