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When you let your girlfriend sign her name in your front passenger seat binding her ownership to it so that even if you sell the vehicle the seat will be taken out and used as a redneck lawn ornament.
Jimmy: "Hey Billy Bob, I noticed that new chair ya got in the front yard."
Billy Bob: "Yup, that's my shotgun rider's seat from my old Ford pickup."
Jimmy: "Why'd ya take it out?"
Billy Bob: "She called dibs."
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Referring to the act of fellatio (or autofellatio) where the receiver gargles at the exact moment of climax, whereby the semen sprays out of their nostrils.
I gave him a magic shotgun last night.
Don't make me come magic shotgun you.
A social network "status posting" which blasts all its readers with a personal attack, used instead of a personal posting or inbox message to the intended receiver.
A shotgun status post, and its commentary looks something like:
Joan status:
I have decided.... I F^*&^ HATE YOU!!!!!!
Jan: Who me? what did I do.
Sue: No, I think she's mad at her mother.
John: I'm sorry... WTF is it this time?
Mum: You are barred from the computer for a week. How dare you air our dirty laundry in public.
Joan: Chill out everyone, I was talking about my cat. It ate my goldfish.
John: dirty laundry? Tell us more...
When one person inhales smoke and another person breathes it in through the first person’s nose
Becky french shotgunned that bong rip straight from J’s nose
The act of sucking a queef out of a girls vagina then immediately blowing it into her butthole(loading the gun). Then quickly stick 3 fingers in her ass so she farts (Shooting the gun) and at the same time using your thumb to let air back in her vagina (reloading the gun)
Stephanie wanted me to give her a shotgun butthole last night but i couldnt get the timing right and she got pissed.
A Shotgun-Sneeze is when someone has two sneezes whithin a few seconds of each other, and then in about 30 or so seconds they have two more. Like if you're nose was a dual barrel shotgun and it had to reload.
to take a selfie while shotgunning a beer
bet you $5 you cant do a shotgun selfie, pics or it didnt happen dont drop your phone lol