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Towards people over Skype or some other verbal communication online, generally meant to be fapping or meant as an excuse for something else. Similar to "walking the dog" or "going to the bathroom".
Guys, I'm going to start taking a shower
Okay.
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Cool thoughts that people think of in the shower. Like "the only time incorrectly isn't spelled incorrectly is if it's spelled incorrectly." :)
Those Shower Thoughts are cool!
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When a person runs out of toilet paper in the bathroom and has to take a shower as a result
Roommate 1: Hey JC, we have any toilet paper left? or paper towels, ANYTHING?!?!
Roommate 2: Nope sry.
Roommate 1: guess I have to take a poop shower :-/
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When straight bros are in a hurry and take a shower together in their boxers to save time.
We were late to Koozies party so we took a boxer shower, shot-gunned a beer and jumped in the Hummer.
A drink catholic boys drink when they become men.
Preist: drink the shower piss and be born into manhood.
Where you have a shower and take alcohol to drink while washing.
Just gonna go have a quick lash shower before an epic Matlock prelash!
Used by lazy and poor people, a shampoo shower is when you have no soap or body wash, but still need to clean. All you do is use shampoo instead of soap or body wash.
Andrew: Dude, why do you smell like coconuts?
Tom: Sorry, i had to take a shampoo shower this morning