naked sit-up

The act of performing fellatio to one's self as a form of masterbation. More properly and politely referred to as self oral or autofellatio.

It is physically possible for men who have sufficient flexibility or penis size or a combination of the two to perform the naked sit-up.
Statistics show that every 3 out of 1000 men are capable of it.
The naked sit-up was given its name because when one tries to perform it, it looks as though they are trying to do a sit-up (and usually failing stupendously) while naked.
It is rumored that Marilyn Manson had his botton two ribs removed to be able to do the naked sit-up.

Man1: "DUDE!!!! So guess what I did last night!"
Man2: "...what?"
Man1: "I sucked my own dick!"
Man2: "WHOOOAAA SHIT BRO!!! YOU DID A NAKED SIT-UP?!?!"
Man1: "Fuck yeah!"
Man2: "OH MY GOD!!! TEACH ME YOUR WAYS!"

Girl1: "Ew! So last night I walked in on my brother trying to do the naked sit-up."
Girl2: "EWWWW!!! That's like sooo gross, like oh my god... ew."

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Lap sitting month

For the whole month of November a girl has to sit on a guys lap or a guy has to sit on a girls lap no matter if there on a bus in a car wherever it's the way the tradition works

Him:Hey sarah it's lap sitting month
Sarah: oh ok I'm not going to ruin the tradition

Lap sitting month

For the whole month of November girls have to sit on guys laps whether it's in a car on a train or even a school bus they have to sit on the boys lap or the boy can sit on the girls lap

Me: hey Sarah come here

Sarah: why
Me: it's lap sitting month

Satah: oh fineeeee

Depression Sit-ups

When in a depressed state where one is immobilized such as in a bed, couch, or chair, the act of sitting up every 5-10 minutes like you are about to get up and do something, but then eventually laying back down to your original position because they could not muster up enough energy to actually get up.

Nah man I’m doing great. I even worked out- I did depression sit-ups all night while binge-watching King of the Hill on Saturday!

Go sit on a flagpole

One of the more rare insults of our time but certainly one of the more disturbing ones

Dude shut up and go sit on a flagpole

sit. down. hut.

A reminder to treat eating pizza with the adequate reverence and respect.

Getting Hut pizza is not a simple act. It shall be treated as a religious ceremony, and one would not take such a ceremony lightly. When one gets Hut pizza they may not eat it while standing or distracted; they must sit down and focus all their attention on the consumption of the miracle food. If you see someone not giving the adequate reverence to the act, say "Sit. Down. Hut." to remind them what they must do.

Joe: Yo, I'm running late; I'm gonna grab a slice of pizza and eat it on the train.

Frederick: Sit. Down. Hut.

Joe: You're right, I'm sorry.

Go sit on a bin

A Scottish term used to define that someone is human garbage.

Your mate feeds the enemy team you then turn to your friend and utter "Go sit on a bin."