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Sloth

A combination of a Slut and a Thot

She's worse than a Thot she's a Sloth

by EPICDADDY May 22, 2019


Beer Sloth

1. To drink a beer for a long time so one doesn't get drunk. Also see Nurse - 3.

2. When someone is up a tree drinking a beer, and gets a picture, this is known as "beer slothing" or "to beer sloth"

1. Oh, prince philip was being a beer sloth tonight

2. Someone: "Did you see his beer sloth?"

Friend: "yeah, it was awsome"

by sullvinio December 11, 2013


wet slothing

The act of playing dead whilst in treacherous waters to avoid being eaten by vicious bobs.

"Wet slothing saved my life, that vicious bob nearly gummed me to death"

by Slothmonkey85 March 15, 2017


sloth bang

When you and your and your partner are having sexual intercource and your partner is such a slow fence bitch that he fucks so damn slow

My mom sloth banged me last night night she's such a sloth dence bitch

by butt hert June 12, 2014


sloth on

if you want to sloth on someone it means you want to hug them with your arms and legs, like sloth's on trees

I need someone to sloth on right now...or I would so sloth on Logan.

by yogurll May 18, 2016


Sidewalk Sloths

1 or more person(s), usually sightseers, walking slowly in a busy urban environment so as to prevent others from passing.

Due to their sightseeing nature, The Sidewalk Sloth often doesn't travel in a straight line and can impede passing in other ways (e.g. pointing at things, changing direction while lost). These behaviors can lead to injury of for fellow sidewalk users. It also allows fewer practitioners to block the sidewalk than the Sidewalk Snail Barrier.

*see also the iPod Sloth

Sorry, I'm late. I got stuck behind about 5 different Sidewalk Sloths on the way here. Is it tourist season of Something

by Pixel Fiend January 14, 2011


Vincent the Sloth

This rare sloth was recently reclassified from the MEMS Zoo in southern New York as a a furry, head dandruff flaky, tubby lubby bum bum. This creature moves at a woping 1 mile per hour. His fecal infested feet (see Vinny drips definition) smell worse than your grandmothers sweaty vagina. He stares off into the distance waiting for his next big zit to appear. This animal lives off of lamb and what ever comes off of Joe Exoctics Walmart meat truck. Stay away from this creature, they are going extinct but do not have the capability of sexual intercourse due to to tub of lard covering its waste line. THIS ANIMAL IS VERY DANGEROUS TO WOMEN UNDER THE AGE OF 16

The next Joe Exoctic netflix series will be on Vincent the sloth

by Horny toddler May 05, 2020