Sidewalk Sloths

1 or more person(s), usually sightseers, walking slowly in a busy urban environment so as to prevent others from passing.

Due to their sightseeing nature, The Sidewalk Sloth often doesn't travel in a straight line and can impede passing in other ways (e.g. pointing at things, changing direction while lost). These behaviors can lead to injury of for fellow sidewalk users. It also allows fewer practitioners to block the sidewalk than the Sidewalk Snail Barrier.

*see also the iPod Sloth

Sorry, I'm late. I got stuck behind about 5 different Sidewalk Sloths on the way here. Is it tourist season of Something

Vincent the Sloth

This rare sloth was recently reclassified from the MEMS Zoo in southern New York as a a furry, head dandruff flaky, tubby lubby bum bum. This creature moves at a woping 1 mile per hour. His fecal infested feet (see Vinny drips definition) smell worse than your grandmothers sweaty vagina. He stares off into the distance waiting for his next big zit to appear. This animal lives off of lamb and what ever comes off of Joe Exoctics Walmart meat truck. Stay away from this creature, they are going extinct but do not have the capability of sexual intercourse due to to tub of lard covering its waste line. THIS ANIMAL IS VERY DANGEROUS TO WOMEN UNDER THE AGE OF 16

The next Joe Exoctic netflix series will be on Vincent the sloth

sloth bang

When you and your and your partner are having sexual intercource and your partner is such a slow fence bitch that he fucks so damn slow

My mom sloth banged me last night night she's such a sloth dence bitch

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