Fruit Snack

When a man fucks a fruit and then receives a blowjob from someone until his dick no longer tastes like the fruit he fucked.

1. Man: “hey you in the mood for a fruit snack? We have watermelon or kiwi”

2. Woman “wow I’m hungry. I could sure use a fruit snack..”

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bootleged snacks

calling someone fat, in a funny way....when fat asses get the new snacks before they actually come out! like bootleged movies, only snacks!

you see a fat person

"look at that fat mother fucker! i bet he gets bootleged snacks"

or "shut the fuck up bootleged snacks" i.e calling the person fat!

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rat snacks

Its like holey-moley or something. You say it when you get hurt, mad, or excited.

Rat snacks! I just dropped my pencil!!!

Oh, rat snacks i hate you.

I just got taylor swift tickets, RAT SNACKS!!!!!

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hood snack

a hood snack is referring to a snack that belongs in the hood

person 1: yo, you got any food?
person 2: ye, i got hella hood snacks bruh

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Snack in the back

A lil rimmie taster. As in, just a small rim job around mid-afternoon, similar to an hors-d'heurve. Great with with a cup of tea and some Sandwhich Creams. A tasty nibbler, just a bit of ass.

Chingy: Hey Tabitha, are you headed on break?
Tabitha: Yeah, I'm just headed out for a quick cigarette.
Chingy: Oh, well I'm headed out for a break as well. Care for a little snack in the back? ;-)
Tabitha: Okay, but you best be clean.

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Fruit Snacks

The redish brown pussy chunks found when a girl is on her period.

Dang girl, you left me some fruit snacks on my ding dong.

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Doobie Snacks

When you use a pre-made cake mix and add a little extra (some green) and then cook them.

Chins: I'v Just cooked up a batch of Doobie Snacks
Iwan: Sweet!

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