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a phrase used by uneducated people to offend others. never used with a verb. ever.
as she bumped into Jeremy she yelled in an angry manner, "SODA ASS BITCH!" and stormed off unexplained.
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When you jerk off a camel into a cup and give it to your friend to drink.
"did you see that cum mustache? I gave that kid a cup of premium arabian cream soda!"
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when you would rip off the body off a mockingbird, which must've been caught during an orgasm, then shoving our partners middle finger in it, which must thrust through the ass of the mockingbird, then pouring some type of soda all over the corpse and finger, then shoving the whole thing into a bottle of Coca-Cola, and drinking the Cola, mixed with the bloody remains of the mockingbird, and some flesh from your partners finger.
"Dude, I was so fucked up last night after having sex, I thought a mockingbird soda bomb would help... it didn't..."
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This is the dude that walks around the hallways with a wolf mask like hes running the 100m dash and also buy japanese soda bottles on ebay for fun.
Did you see Thicc Soda Nigga today I heard he bought 16 japanese soda bottles for $16
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also known as fuck-me bracelets
When the top of a soda bottle cap's blue seal is taken out. Then the middle is removed, and the bracelet is stretched to fit around one's wrist.
If you're wearing one and someone rips it off, it means you have to do the dirty with them.
I don't wear soda seal bracelets, they'd make me look like a skank.
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a handjob.
Guy: hey mommy, when you gonna start shakin’ the soda bottle?😏😩
Girl: um…what?
Guy: yes. ;))
I am the storm that is approaching
Provoking
Black clouds in isolation
I am reclaimer of my name
Born in flames
I have been blessed
My family crest is a demon of death
*sings Bury the Light*
Oh look it's Cherry Cream Soda