the act of dressing up as a whore and role playing for your man.
Hey baby you wanna spanish maid tonight?
Phil so Spanish maided that girl last night...
hey man that doesnt even make sense...
it does if you were in his spot ;)
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The act of banging a girl upside-down in the ass so hard that she shits in a circle all over her ass. Then once the shitting is finished the man creams all over her chocolate goo.
I made a spanish doughnut in some harlot last night. We still have some icing left if you want to eat any.
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The process of smothering your penis with raisin filled peanut butter engaging in anal intercourse and then eating the residual peanut butter out of the rectal cavity
I Captain Spanished the shit out of that girl!!
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To rub the penis between a woman's breasts until the point of ejaculation
Male: Hi Darl, do you want a Spanish Hot Dog?
Female: You know the buns are too big for the hot dog, love
Male: I don't care, let's give it a run
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A Spanish asshole who throws munchkins at unsuspecting Frenchmen
"Who just threw this jelly Munchkin at me???"
"It was Mark the Spanish Munchkin Tosser."
"What an asshole!"
Cocaine with hot sauce mixed into it.
The best possible way to fuck up your nose. It gives you the heart strain of doing cocaine with the added benefit of burning your brain cells away.
John has been pronounced brain dead because he snorted The Spanish Grim Reaper.
The act of one defecating rapidly into a toilet so as to create a splattering effect. A common result of irritable bowel syndrome.
After an eight hour car ride, I had to poop so bad that I Spanish paint jobbed that rest stop toilet!
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