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Term for explosively shitting somewhere other than a toilet
Just gave the cat the ol' brown spray
If you drive a spray painted car, you’re 6x more likely to knock up your girlfriend, not pay child support and have a credit score of zero. Also 6.4x less likely to be pulled over than everyone else even though they probably have at least 4oz of weed in the glove compartment.
A spray painted car is the most effective way to identify your local high school dropout.
“Who the hell is in my ass? i’m going over the speed limit”
“It must be a spray painted car.”
The layer of projectile deification left on the inside wall of a toilet bowl due to a night of heavy drinking and the wrong food combined.
Dude I feel so sorry for Hannah because she had to clean Robs whiskey spray-paint off the toilet after the party. I heard he added about two layers!
Pepper Spray Pomosexuals is a solidarity movement made up of pomosexual individuals who support and celebrate inclusivity and fight against gatekeeping and exclusion within the LGBT+ community.
Person 1: Are you an inclusionist?
Person 2: Yeah! I'm a Pepper Spray Pomosexual.
to make a shot that makes no sound
P1: i said ima spray 'em just like febreeze
P2: he got sprayed like febreeze
When someone puts perfume or cologne on a stanky pus
"Danmmm gurl that thang stank"
"What my.. *looks down*"
"Yeah, you better do uhh something bout that"
*grabs perfume* "I finna give you a 'spray dat fish', gurl"
"A wha- AHHHHH HOLY MOTHER OF-"
An unknown person who leaves a ring of shit mist around the inner rim of a toilet bowl. In extreme cases, the shit spray can also cover the under side and sometimes top of the toilet seat.
Conversation between AmPm employees:
Employee 1: "God damnit, the toilet is covered in shit again! The same motherfucker keeps coming in here and leaving his shit mist everywhere. "
Employee 2: "The bean spray bandit strikes again!"