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Starbucks

They have good drinks, but the lines go on forever… it’ll take you 25 minutes just to get a cake pop and a Mocha Cookie Crumble.

Presley: ugh it took me 25 minutes to get this food!
Sarah: where’d you get it from?
Presley: Starbucks
Sarah: sucks for you

by mxcha.lxtte June 1, 2022


StarBucks

A place where white bitches go to hang out. You can usually spot people with messy buns and a latte. You can get coffee here. "Ok Maccks, here is the latte," the barista says. As you can see the name is misspelled. A StarBucks(er) can also be a typical white girl.

I went to StarBucks to get coffee.
Wow! She's a StarBuckser .

by Lolbutteranna February 4, 2017


Starbucks Name

A Starbucks name is the name you give someone when your real name is very common or similar to other names and is often misheard.

Why did you give the barista "Matt" as your name when your real name is "Ben"?

Everyone hears "Matt" anyways, so now it's my Starbucks name.

by phrmashwrma May 6, 2024


Starbucks Stamp

White Girls who show up at Starbucks in the morning wanting their specialty drink and NOT have to talk to the barista about it!

Totes went to Starbucks and they didn't have my 'half caf decaf venti iced macchiato with oat milk ready'! Don't they know my order !!? I may not have a tramp stamp but they should know my Starbucks Stamp already!

by WTF2023 June 19, 2023


starbucks bae

A Friend that you always go to Starbucks with

10th time we have gone to Starbucks together we are now STARBUCKS BAES

by I_is_kenzie February 13, 2016


Starbucks Mode

Starbucks Mode (n.): An intellectual endeavor conceptualized by Sir Thomas Jackson in the year 2023, characterized by the diligent and assiduous engagement with scholarly or professional work on one's electronic device, manuscript, or tome, accompanied by the auditory backdrop of music. This practice was initially instantiated by a pupil's entreaty to amalgamate musical stimulation with their academic pursuits, to which Sir Jackson acquiesced with a modicum of reservation.

"Mr Jackson, can I go Starbucks Mode?" "Okay, go ahead my little sparrow" (Dismissive grunt)

by EdgarAllenPoop January 30, 2024


Suburban starbucks

A hairstyle were a female shaves half of her head and puts the rest of her hair to the side of her head typically associated with white suburban teenager's who think they're different and female video game characters

Dammn that girls has a Suburban starbucks and some nice tats

by Markozemx August 10, 2022