steam roll

VERB: the act of taking a very heavy dumb-bell in the gym and rolling it into a over crowded area

dude! that guy just totally steam rolled that group of assholes with a 100lb dumbbell over by the bench press! I think one is seriously injured!! OH YEA! BROKEN ANKLE! YAAA!!

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steam seam

1) The seam on any disposable paper coffee cup where boiling hot coffee will splash out of, scalding you and those nearby.

2) A product showcasing the putrified level to which the world has become environmentally friendly and has deemed styrofoam, the ubiquotous disposable coffee container of choice for eons, unfit for daily consumer consumption.

3) unbeknownst to the world, also a clandestine cruel joke of some sot-nosed college-grad at a paper product design firm who felt that this was his one chance to make a stand and pay the world back for the time when Penny Picollo publicly laughed and ridiculed him at elementary school recess when he uttered these words -that til' the day he dies, will ring through his ears every waking moment- "will you touch my cooter."

When I handed her the double-decaf soy latte, I didn't position the crack hole away from the steam seam and when she drank it, she got scalding coffee all over her cooter ! I laughed 'cause I hated that cum dumpster...

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steaming log

a log of shit straight as it emerges from the asshole

dylan: mmmm that smells like one warm tasty log of shit, a steaming log

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steam pile

created when a dump is taken in cool weather

when the plumbing was out during thanksgiving i was forced to make a steam pile in the back yard

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steaming maldive

when ur outside havin sex and have a Diarrhea u take a dump in the females chest which is going to start steaming.

After the steaming maldive the girl looked she was boiling.

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steam boat

1. to be very highly intoxicated on copius amounts of alcohol, to the point where you can just manage to walk

2. a chant which is shouted by yourself and a group of friends when you are leaving the pub/club/bar and are walking down the street, after a heavy drinking session

1. ah man, me and the lads had a great night, we where so steam boat it took me 2 hours to walk half a mile home.

2. me and the lads where shouting "STEEEEEEAM BOOOOOAT" all night last light, and we woke some old lady up!!

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steaming weasel

When you take a shit into a condom, freez it and fuck your girlfriend with it.

Gave her the old steaming weasel the other night.

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