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A carlisle story (loosely based on English professional footballer who plays as a central defender for Championship side Burnley.) is a story told to an audience that has a beginning, a middle, and then just ends. There is a bunch of stuff in the story, but only useless background information that nobody really needs to know about. However, there is no climax (see also: carlisle's sexual abilities), and no end. When you are listening to a "carlisle" speak, and at the point you think to yourself, "Wait is that it"? That is the end of the story
Example carlisle story: I had to go to the mall so I grabbed by hat, my banana, my $.45 and my... Interesting story about the 45 cents. The machine cheated me out of it. Anyways, so I'm there at the mall, and I had a fruit cup.
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When you do something completely ridiculous so that later on you can have a story for the boys.
The Boys: "Hey what convinced you to want to bang that 34 year old milf with two kids?"
Some Beauty: "Ah I was thinking about it and then I figured it'd be A Story For The Boys."
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A person who gathers bits and pieces of people's life stories and fills the often large gaps with his own stupid imagination and tends to fabricate a highly incorrect and false reflection of the truth. A person who can't tell the truth and lives in a fantasy world with no resemblance to reality. Frequently plagued my mental instabilities and psychological dysfunction. Perhaps even prone to suffering a personality disorder.
Nick is a big time story teller. I wouldn't trust a word he says.
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You wake up as a stone head then pick up random stones and unlock work craft stuff defeat monster and get weapon
Hey bobby wanna play some stone story?
A fictional story made by a neckbeard with their fantasies of beating up their bully. Getting some girls. Etc.
Guy 1: A hot young japanese girl is attracted to me! As a otaku and ultrachad i couldnt refuse!
Guy 2: Quit making a reddit story. You know you cant even go outside and touch grass or talk to a real woman.
Some asshole who cuts you off while you're telling a story and tells their own of the same topic.
Josh: "I was out mowing the lawn-"
Kyle: "Funny Story! When I was mowing the lawn the other day.."
Story Stealer
A story when someone wants clout, sympathy or attention from someone.
Look, Farhana posted a tiktok about her sob story on discord.