Swamp Day

Swamp Day, or the Feast of SWAMPMAHN, is a cultural and religious celebration held on October 23rd, the traditional date of Swamp Day,and birthday of the foremost patron saint of SWAMPMAHN.

Hey are celebrating Swamp Day today, heard they throwing a party down the street.

Swamp Notch

When poor hygene, and / or prolonged physical activity (sometimes combined with particular clothing that doesn't let skin breathe) develop a sometimes waxy or cheesy build-up in the vagina lips. In the same boat as "swamp ass", but can give you the rotten / fishy-swampstache if your mouth dares to venture near.

After a serious workout at the gym, she was sporting a hearty crotch soup of back and front-door taint mixed with sweat, giving her swamp notch.

Swamp cheese

A cheesy smell coming from the scrotum, usually caused from unwashed dumpster dick. Could also be caused from dipping your fresh cock into swamp puss. You stink up the whole god damn house as soon as you drop your drawers to wash blue cheese nuts. It a lot like fermunda Cheese. A stinky smells that comes fermunda your nuts. But swamp cheese is more severe.

I came home from a whores house and had the worst swamp cheese I’ve ever had!

Lemon Swamp

A Lemon Tide is when you pee in a toilet several times a day without flushing it, eventually you will lure a victim into the foul-smelling bathroom and lock him in.

Guy 1: (leaves the bathroom for the eleventh time today without flushing)
Guy 2: (Walks into the bathroom)

Guy 1 then closes the bathroom door and barricades it shut

Guy 2: OMG LET ME OUT, THERES A LEMON SWAMP IN HERE!! OH GOD IM GONNA PASS OUT

Guy 1: hahahaha

Swamp Adjustment

Verb: When on a hot and/or humid day or when under physical strain without a shower one must go to the bathroom and wipe the sweat out of their ass.

A coworker accidentally walked into my stall the other 100 degree day when I was performing a swamp adjustment. We haven't made eye contact since.

Swamp Splash

Swampsplash, The act of fornicating with a woman whose cooter is so gaping that fucking her produces a sound similar to a fat guy belly flopping in a stagnant thick swamp pool

Listening from the other room it sounded like a Swamp Splash

Swamp noodle

1) the post-coitus shape of the male genitalia.

2) when your dick soggy after a good fuck

Yo, she got me so good I had swamp noodle for like 3 days after.