The chick that Kanye West made famous
Friend #1:where are you going?
Friend #2:Taylor Swift concert
Friend #1:isnโt that the chick that Kanye made famous?
Friend #2:yeah
Friend #1:throw that in the garbage and light it on fire bro, letโs go to a ye concert
(At concert)
Fuck heโs wearing a MAGA hat
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A heartbreaker
A woman who writes songs about all her ex boyfriends complaining about how horrible they were after she tells everyone how great they were during the relationship
And also an unworthy ex of Tom Hiddleston
Person 1: โDid you hear Taylor Swift wrote a new song about her ex?โ
Person 2: โYeah, whatโs new pussycat.โ
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Do you know who is the music industry?
OMG yes itโs literally Taylor swift.
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A beautiful singer who is one of the best singers ever. Her fans are called Swifties. Usually girls love Taylor Swift. She started out as a country singer and then became a pop singer. She also released two alternative folk albums. She re-recorded her second album, fearless, in 2021. In November of 2021, she will be releasing her re-recorded version of the album Red. This is why every girl is a swifty!
Hannah: I'm going to a concert this weekend!
Jenna: Whose concert are you going to?
Hannah: Taylor Swift!
Jenna: That's awesome! Send me some pics.
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a well respected carnegie premier league club in northern ireland. dungannon are a well run, all round respected small football club with pasionate, devoted fans. "the swifts" recently made a large leep towards professional football with the clubs first ever venture into europe under the helm of local legend Joe McAree who resigned shortly after to take a more resevered role within the club under title of general manager
dungannon swifts are an example in them selves of irish league football along with every other team that makes the country proud and for the ifa with howard wells wanting to take that away with the 10 team league is wrong
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A 6ft tall horse-faced creature from Pennsylvania that resembles the Slenderman.
Is that a giantic spider crab? Oh never mind, itโs too ugly to be a spider crab; itโs just Taylor Swift.
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The art of mixing badly, with a complete lack of beat matching. To mash tunes together.
'Geez that dj mixes like mampi swift'
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