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Someone who looks at your page several times a day. They "know" things they wouldn't know otherwise if they weren't stalking. They try to accuse YOU of being the stalker and try to act innocent. They send you tons of messages a day then block you before you can reply. Then they message all of your friends, about you. And then block them too. Mostly they look at your page 20+ times in one day, then another 20+ on each of your friends pages. Stalkers.
"Have you checked your profilesnitch today?"
"Yeah Jessica Stark and Nicole Ghering both looked like 20 times each today."
"Jessica Stark has looked at my profile almost 400 times total since May."
"Myspace stalker(s)."
A desperate, lonely and often times disturbed man that cruises the bars in northern Minnesota hoping to find swamp donkeys. He then gets drunk and tries to get noticed for a night of skanky ass, lowest form of sex with these beasts while he self pleasures his own ass!
Hey Ryan, look at that Ginger over there. I think he is trying to get fucked by that Swamp Donkey! He is a Swamp Donkey Stalker! I know Jobe, he can't catch a break ! All those years of being picked last in kickball has made him desperate for attention. Damn, his ass must be as wide as the Grand Canyon by now!
A person who stalks a person and finds out almost everything about them. I.E. - Their new job, where they live, their phone number, etc. But, still like them, so instead of calling them just a "STALKER!!!!", it is more of a joke, so it's "Mr. Stalker Pants"
Teacher: Wow Mr. Stalker Pants, your stalking abilities sease to amaze me.
Student: I know, I know.
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a gas that escapes from your pants without a sound. Usually catches people off guard and starts a gagging sensation.
Christ Jim...check your pants, those silent stalkers are making me gag.
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A creepy individual, usually abbreviated to CSL
known for his sleazy voice and awkward stare.
He often follows around University Students bot unaware and unwelcome.
When He enters the room, there is a collective feeling of discomfort.
CSL has been known to try to assume the fashion, slang and habits of his prey to try and lure them into his web of creepiness.
It is unknown whether CSL is really a Lawyer or whether this is just another mantle to lure prey
Guy #1: Hey have you seen Creepy Stalker Lawyer today?
Guy#2: No? why?
Girl #3: He is probably one of us.
Guy #2: i just wet my pants
TWD Walker Stalkers are a fan base of the hit AMC TV series The Walking Dead. The Walker stalker fan support and encourage the cast by standing on the sidelines of filming with anticipation of a look, a wave and sometimes a selfie.
TWD walker stalkers are some very loyal fans.
A virtual contact, friend, colleague or passive connection that join all your social networks (Facebook, Myspace, Pinterest, LinkedIn, Digg, Stumbleupon and Google+) and comments, likes, plus one or shares all your posts regardless of rhyme or reason.
These individuals are every where you turn and tend to be individuals you have never met before. They formulate opinions based on everything in your life. They begin to live vicariously through you.
Be careful
My social media stalker has commented on my last ten Google + posts and the last 15 posts on Facebook.
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