Random
Source Code

bog myrtle

OML he said he is a bog myrtle how could he say such a thing

Why did Daniel say he is a bog myrtle OML HE IS A PLANT

by True fax’s 69 March 24, 2021


Bog Spoon

Sneaky cover cuddle between consenting adults of same or opposite gender in the cosy confined space of a water closet aka bog or toilet

Bog Spooning generally occurs before or after major shag fest when one party is bent over the bog and taken from behind until the toilet cubicle is shaking at an alarming rate and the occupant next door starts yelling obscenities as they drop the toilet roll and escape under the gap.

by 1secretkeeper November 17, 2010


Pavlov's Bog

When you're still making your morning coffee, and your body decides it's poo time.

Grabbed the Nescafé out this morning and was got by Pavlov's Bog - needed to lay some cable before the kettle even finished boiling.

by Bad Pun Man February 20, 2022


grease my bog

Something said to disparage

I’d rather grease my bog than date ...”...”

by Nick smith post January 22, 2021


yeet into the bog

The celtic solution for the skittles club

Skittle: OMG i love boys and sexually "educating" young children, what're you guys going to do to me huh?

Based celt: YEET INTO THE BOG!

by Gaelic Warlord June 24, 2021


blog bog

Posts on internet forums and blog sites, which are written by angry, megalomanic trolls and n00bs and are just plain shit to read. Comments which make no sense and gives the blogger an aura of loserism.

That 'Raven' character on the forum is a clueless muppet. From reading his posts it's obvious he a serious case of blog bog.

by Stefanowicz June 18, 2007


bog simple

Similar to "Bog standard": very average and mediocre, nothing outstanding. “That sandwich was very bog-standard”
Something is bog simple , when reduced to an essence , where confusion is difficult.
May relate to a dullard, toilet or feces as a standard, as in "Simple as shit"

I need a bog simple explanation of how this thing works.

by Onemorejoltwarden September 27, 2022