Greek Hotpocket

When you spread hummus along a woman's vaginal crease and then thrust your penis inside. The warmth of the vagina gives it the name hotpocket while the Greek comes from the delicious hummus spread.

Dude my girl is so chill. She let me do a Greek Hotpocket and then I got to lick the leftovers!

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Greek God

The punk ass hottie on my street who thinks I’m a brat. He’s not wrong.🙃

Moi: ____ is such a Greek God. He makes all the girls wanna pull his hair.

Greek God: Brat! (Mutters as he walks by)

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greek economy

A lack of wealth

P1: "Mate, chuck me two bucks to purchase that Italian god! "
P2: "Nah sorry, I am the greek economy!!!!!"

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zesty greek

n. A complement

n. An insult

1. Wow! That's so cool! You are such a Zesty Greek!
2. Wow. That's so uncool! You are such a Zesty Greek!

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greek triangle

the act of three men preforming oral sex in a position that mimics a triangle

The three men decided to perform the greek triangle to build up camaraderie.

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Greek Guido

Greek's who want to be greasy Italian guido's but are usually not in shape, have large guts, and somehow seem to be trashier than the Italian guido's

i thought that guy was a guido, but after his fat started giggling i knew he was a greek guido

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Greek Scale

The one true indicator of poorness

Greek Scale: On a scale of one to Greece how broke are you?

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