english-teachered

The process of you thinking your English essay is the best you have ever done and then you're teacher find over 100 mistakes with it.

Mate what did u get for the essay internal?

I got a Achieved.
What, you said u would get top marks.
It got English-teachered...

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history teacher

The history teacher is always most likely the most coolest teacher to ever exist they always are chill on homework by not giving much or any at all they not only giving little to no work they also understand the problems of modern day such as Mondays and wanting to leave school on Friday the minute you get in class last but not least they teach probably the only subject anyone gives a shit about.

people who aren't in history class: my math teacher is making me have homework over the weekend

people in history class:wow that sucks we get to have a whole week without homework thanks to our history teacher

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English Teacher

A nasty bitch who purposefully gets pregnant to wag school and smoke blunts while students have to deal with a cunt of a relief teacher for months.

"Jesus, Mrs. Stevenson is such an English Teacher, What A Nasty Bitch" "IKR, I Heard She A Prossie Downtown for the state housing gang"

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ELA Teachers

Ela teachers remind me if Life 360 bc they both ruin ur life. Ela teachers r the worst and make your stress levels go from 0 to inifnity in 1 second.

(Setting: The purge)
Me (at my ELA teachers house)- if you dont wanna die then beg for your life in a 12 point size with a times new roman font page. No double spaces. Must have AT LEAST 14 paragraphs. Have fun :)
ELA Teacher- *starts typing while crying*

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Teacher Burn

Simply the act of getting burned by a teacher in front of the whole class thus resulting in the class saying "Teacher Burn!"

Teacher: "Today we will be learning More On Lenses, or as I like to call the Christian Lenses" (More + On = Moron, Moron = Christian)

Class: "TEACHER BURN!"

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Math Teacher

Sexual position when you are doing a woman from behind and you yell out math problems like "What is the square root of 4, bitch?" and "what is 5+5, bitch?" You fuck her harder and harder to try to get her to get these simple problems wrong.

My girlfriend and I tried the tony danza and the math teacher last night.

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math teachers

seemingly lame and pathetic balding teachers who probably use that disguise to hide their real identity as a paeodphile and sex predator. they should be avoided at all times. especially when they grin

math teachers. that's right.

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