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This is the act of having sexual intercourse while one of the party's is going the bathroom. It is very dirty and I am guessing not very popular. Although it is not popular some people are aroused by it.
Dane Derouin likes the feeling of toilet sex in his bathroom only.
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When you sit on a toilet and and your bait touches the water causing your knob to bob in the water
I hate taking a dump at Ians house cause whenever i sit down on his shitty ass ghetto toilet my junk bobs under water turning my gear into a toilet bobber
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The awkward yet curious movement you make while trying to find out who lies behind your closed bathroom stall door.
Joe: "Dude, if you didn't Toilet Serpentine, I would have dropped a massive butt nig while Mr. Crowers was in here."
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When you poop and toiler water splashes up into your butt hole.
I just took a poop and it gave me a toilet kiss.
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Description of disgarding of faecal matter. to dump.
Woman - "So after i've painted the living room, i'm going to arrange the...."
Man - "Hold that thought love, i'm just off to the chodbin to deliver a toilet birth"
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When you receive a message via cell phone or similar which is deemed low-priority, and which you delay replying to until you later use the toilet and have some time to fill.
*phone beeps*
"Oh, it's some guy asking about the party next week - I'll toilet reply to him after I eat this giant burrito."
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when such a shit is taken, that its gooeyness adheres to the outermost porcelain structure of the interior of the toilet bowl. see painting the porcelin
mother teresa ate a burrito and then it made her paint the toilet.
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