What people will ask you if you're freakin' out.
"Geez Johnny, who lit the fuse to your tampon?"
"Shut the hell up, Frank."
A person who eats (a) women (woman) out whilst they currently have a tampon inside in.
A vagina
An insult referring a person or something as a vagina
I wanna see that tampon eater throw up!
Get that tampon eater around my dick
You are such a tampon eater!
a friend that cleans up the mess you made when your at your worst. everyone has one.
Me: This bitch is flippin' all over my facebook status about how i fucked her boyfriend.
Tampon friend: I'm on it honey, slut will wish she never existed
a guy who fucked a girl on her period
i got a slightly used tampon he said
what someone asks their friend (or worse) if their friend is freakin' out.
"Gosh Johnny, who lit the fuse to your tampon?"
"Shut the hell up, Fred."