A person who eats (a) women (woman) out whilst they currently have a tampon inside in.
a friend that cleans up the mess you made when your at your worst. everyone has one.
Me: This bitch is flippin' all over my facebook status about how i fucked her boyfriend.
Tampon friend: I'm on it honey, slut will wish she never existed
A tampon that has been laminated, then ventilated and guhed.
Wow, where'd she get that laminated ventilated tampon? It's really guh.
A vagina
An insult referring a person or something as a vagina
I wanna see that tampon eater throw up!
Get that tampon eater around my dick
You are such a tampon eater!
A game you play with you sister. You take the wrapper off the tampon and hit your sister with it. It's like Star Wars except with tampons.
Hey you wanna play Tampon Wars?
HELL YEAH
What people will ask you if you're freakin' out.
"Geez Johnny, who lit the fuse to your tampon?"
"Shut the hell up, Frank."