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Who lit the fuse to your tampon

What people will ask you if you're freakin' out.

"Geez Johnny, who lit the fuse to your tampon?"

"Shut the hell up, Frank."

by HashBrownClown March 13, 2016


Tampon Muncher

A person who eats (a) women (woman) out whilst they currently have a tampon inside in.

omg he was a tampon muncher

by Alexistexas2.0 October 4, 2023


tampon eater

A vagina
An insult referring a person or something as a vagina

I wanna see that tampon eater throw up!
Get that tampon eater around my dick
You are such a tampon eater!

by Step-aan-de-accelerator November 21, 2024


Tampon eater

The type of woman that turns me on

Hey tampon eater. Let's fuck.

by Fuckyou694203 April 15, 2021


tampon friend

a friend that cleans up the mess you made when your at your worst. everyone has one.

Me: This bitch is flippin' all over my facebook status about how i fucked her boyfriend.

Tampon friend: I'm on it honey, slut will wish she never existed

by Mister Doctor Professor Corey May 23, 2011


slightly used tampon

a guy who fucked a girl on her period

i got a slightly used tampon he said

by assssshole January 22, 2018


lit the fuse to your tampon

what someone asks their friend (or worse) if their friend is freakin' out.

"Gosh Johnny, who lit the fuse to your tampon?"

"Shut the hell up, Fred."

by HashBrownClown March 13, 2016