blip tap

A lady's front bum.

Her blip tap was dripping like clogged up gutter!

crap tap

when you blame a particularly volatile defecation on someone else to hide the shame.

"man did you smell that stench from cubicle 23?
yeah, it was dickie, he crap tapped it out man!"

After-tap

The slightly sickening feeling that comes shortly after being hit or kicked in the balls. At first the blow may not seem too bad but then you feel the effects in the pit of your stomach.
After-tap can occur up to 1 minute after the initial sack tap or bell tap.

"Ah man I thought the worst was over but now comes the after-tap!"

or, following an attempted sack tap

"Aha, you didn't get me that badly... oh shit wait, here's the after-tap"

gouch tap

where you put your gouch on a persons head or any part of the body.

damn bruh, they just gouch tapped me in the fucking face!!

Douche Tap

The act of tapping the bottom of one's beer on top of another thus, forcing the douche-tapped friend to chug their beer so it doesn't foam over.

Chuck: DOUCHE TAP!!!!!!!!!
::taps beer, beer foams like a VOLCANO::
Barry: YOU'RE A DOUCHE!
::chugs beer::

Both taps on

Same as 69 except both participants urinate.

Piss fiend: "Wanna do it with both taps on"
Piss fiend 2: "Sure Terleckji I love it with both taps on!"

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bliss on taps

When there is too much happiness to handle for one person.

Bro 1: Dude, how was your date last night?
Bro 2: Man, she was bliss on taps!

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