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Most likely the future of food on earth and on Mars. Probably save your life. One a day Definitely keeps the doctor away. McDonald’s is very afraid that it won’t be able to co-exist with Teddie Eddie’s. Probably the in between Heaven and hell. Probably make you rich. Probably make you live forever. Probably shoot-in dice with Jesus in Heaven. Buns of gold. Started in the 315 passed the Moon straight to Mars. Up front at the welcome because Women love it, guys wanna be it. Probably a superhero, the kids said it. Make you feel like you’re racing a bunch of mental turtles. Higher than top shelf floatin in a bucket. Ice cream make you feel like cryotherapy. Cookies make a monster. Inclusive line Whole got nothing left out. Just a Clean unprocessed delicious decision.
What we eating tonight? Sheesh, If it ain’t Teddie Eddie’s we ain’t eatin!
Someone with 0 rizz and looks like the guy from ratatouille
The man at the top of Buena High Schools most wanted list. Dangerous man, fast, sexy, unstoppable.
Ay did you hear what Joseph “Teddy” Romero did?
Yeah he’s got a huge cock.
A Sticky Teddy is the act of a man ejaculating on a womans unshaven armpit hair.
Meriam Boutissant
“Meriam Boutissant is the Queen of Teddy Grahams”
The BEST BEST FRIEND EVER they are so funny and will listen to anything you have to say, unless your wrong then they'll come at you like a raging bull