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Random Act of Gayness

When someone (usually a man), who is usually straight but has a moment when they act totally gay. Examples include grinding with no chicks around, any Justin Bieber impression, or other gay movements, statements, or voices.

Bob: "Ya and he decided to try out his Justin Beiber voice at the party"

Jill: "OMG! Thats another Random Act of Gayness!"

by KCRoyals15 November 16, 2010

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patriot act

surprisingly, the critics of this who say congress didnt understand it haven't read/understood this document either. they just hear the main gist, and make stupid assumptions, or they just hear what other people say and repeat it without thinking. the patriot act doesnt say it can tap anyone, or get a warrant without any evidence whatsoever, or arrest anyone for no reason at all. It loosens restrictions that have been a big problem in preventing things from actually getting done. it also has a big part of making the way for intelligence agencies to share/give information to the proper departments and agencies in order to be effective for once and stop fucking around.

fact: the terrorist who was planning to knock down/destroy the Brooklyn bridge was arrested thanks to the Patriot Act. He was being tapped, and the word Brooklyn Bridge came up often. Pre-Patriot Act: courts would have asked when is this attack? how is it going to be attacked?...dont know? no warrant. But the information was turned to the NYPD, extra enforcement placed on the bridge, and then wire taps revealed the guy backing off because there was too much heat and security. A raid of his apartment showed shematics and plans on how he planned on destroying the bridge. You would know this if you read a newspaper, watched the news...anything. I hope plenty of you critics who drove across that bridge consider you could have been on that brdige with a terrorist cutting cables, blowing up the beams, or w/e, that wasnt caught with the aid of the Patriot Act. Numerous cells have been captured thanks to the Patriot Act.

Im glad so many of you are ignorant, and yet critical, of the Patriot Act. Because if the Patriot Act did what you say it does, all of you would be arrested for criticizing it. And yet, you're still here.

by CP December 7, 2004

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Aldrich–Vreeland Act

Bill passed into law May 1908. Created a scheme for preventing banking liquidity crises (such as the Crisis of 1907); also created a commission for massive banking reform. The Aldrich-Vreeland Commission deliberated for three years before sending their plan to Congress.

In 1912, Republicans lost control of Congress and the White House. The Aldrich-Vreeland was modified by Sen. Carter Glass (D-VA), then submitted it to Congress and passed December 1913. This created the Federal Reserve System.

Sen. Glass argued that the Federal Reserve Act of 1913 was totally different from the plan developed by the Republicans. Anna Schwartz and Milton Friedman, in *A Monetary History of the United States, 1867-1960* (1963) explained it was pretty much the same. In any event, the Aldrich-Vreeland Act was one of the most important pieces of legislation ever passed in response to an economic crisis.

MARC: Wow! Glenn Beck says that Woodrow Wilson was actually a crypto-communist.

BILL: Sorry, that's silly.

MARC: Well, didn't he create the Federal Reserve Bank? That's socialistic, isn't it.

BILL: Uh, it was designed during the Administration of William Howard Taft, Marc. Ever heard of the Aldrich–Vreeland Act?

MARC: President Taft? I had no idea he was a Communist too!

by Abu Yahya April 5, 2010

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Acting Operations Chief

A cock sucking limp wristed wannabe power bottom who pretends to run a fire department and wants to keep competent specialists at a specialized unit but refuses fix their station or apparatus, then abuses his borrowed power to remove those qualified persons off half the calls they are specially trained for, in order to help give them more time to run medic assist calls. All in the name of running less.... double the call volume.

The acting operations chief just made up his own policy to fuck over an entire apparatus because he got his feelings hurt years ago when the professionals wouldn’t let him touch their truck.

by Angry Diver February 17, 2020


Act your IQ

When an intellectual individual behaves like an ignoramus, throwing caution to the wind and making the worst possible decisions that no one expected said intellectual to even think of.

Conversely,
When an ignoramus behaves like an intellectual, acting in a way that would have earned them some respect (if only they had a higher IQ).

I kind of wanna quit my job at the court right now.

Natalie, act your iq babes, you know you live for your job.

~Conversely~

You know, perhaps, we should just move on and hope for the best.

Oh please what happened to stuffing our faces with cake, act your iq, I know you're worse than that <3

by Pls don't take me seriously August 18, 2023


act boot liquor

A play on the phrase bootlicker. To act as a defender for authority figures, particularly when defending those with a great deal of power against legitimate criticisms. Typically used in memes, followed by an image of a whiskey bottle shaped like a cowboy boot.

"You're actually defending white supremacy? Didn't realize your ass want to act boot liquor."

by AndroAndromeda April 16, 2019


canadian sex acts

Various different sexual positions and acts, mostly including maple syrup, beavers or riding a Mountie on the back of a Zamboni.

Last night my boyfriend tried out one of the old canadian sex acts, he gave me an Old King Clancy.

by Mueller18 September 11, 2014

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