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bollock monster

A child.

His bollock monster is a fucker you know.

by Nikcox December 6, 2021


shitting bollocks

When someone is chatting so much shit and bollocks at the same time

He was so wrong and he knew it, shitting bollocks the whole time

by Carpetmuncher99 May 2, 2018


insufferable bollocks filter

It's like ad blindness

My insufferable bollocks filter makes that page's content awfully difficult to parse

by Bidiot Bales July 30, 2016


Soppy Bollocks

Someone displaying the behaviour of a Matthew Leonard or a Kyle Willman

What a soppy bollocks

by dardyarty November 2, 2019


Monkey bollocks

A claim that started off as truth but is greatly embellished and exaggerated for maximum dramatic effect

(Challenging a friend who makes an outlandish claim) - ‘Is that what really happened or is it monkey bollocks? ‘

by Coops ahoy October 26, 2020


Bollock Bank

The process of stretching ones scrotum and seeing how much money you can deposit in it.

Dude, he set a new record for the bollock bank last night. He totally got $10 worth of coins in there.

by Oak79 June 17, 2011


slappity bollocks

Sexual intercourse in which the testicles slap against other body parts in an especially wanton, floppy manner. Almost always accompanied by loud fleshy slapping noises, sweat, and grunts.

Boy: Ayo gurl wanna engage in some Slappity Bollocks?
Girl: Always! Bollocks be mad slappity yo.

by ilovepenguins412222222 March 16, 2016