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A baggie of white substance sold as cocaine usually containing a high proportion of baking soda or baby laxatives with little to no cocaine in it.
John sold me a fucking burn bag, im going to kill him!
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I got STDs that making your coochie itch bitch
Itching and burning, itching and burning. Stanky fishy, stanky fishy, stanky fishy. I got STD. They make my coochie hurt.
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Irritation to the inside of the thighs just below the taint that is often the result of excessive moisture produced while hiking or running in hot weather. Curable with time and lots of baby powder. Easily identifiable in others by their awkward, bowlegged stride.
I didn't finish the marathon due to a bad case of beaver burn.
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The Burning Crusade is World of Warcraft expansion, basically a 6 hour a day workout where people try to gain access to harder parts of the game which they will never experience because they will quit before they experience it, resulting in the waste of 1-3 years of their life.
This game is more addicting than crack and results in many less teens having babies because the are playing this instead of partying
Death and Taxes Guild Member: Man yo, I've spent 8 hours today running heroics, that means I've gotta spend 5 more hours farming mats I need.
His Girlfriend: Come do me instead of playing Burning Crusade
Guild Member: Shouldn't you be farming for Tonight's raid? what's more important, Killing Illidan or having sex? Illidan is first priority
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An instance where the outer rim of your asshole caught fire proceeding a hot shit, usually from eating an incredibly hot spiced food or Taco Bell.
I ate too much Thai Food and got Rim Burn.
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(Taken from Mean Girls) A profane book used to describe people that you have utmost distaste for. Contains a picture, name, and reasons for their entry.
Girl 1: Omg, did you see Veronica?
Girl 2: Like yeah! What a Bitch!
Girl 1: She's going in the Burn Book!
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An event born from the society of pranksters and lighthearted industrial magicians known as the Cacophony Society (you may already be a member).
Existing peacefully and chaotically in the Black Rock Desert from 1990 - 1996, in 1997 Burning Man was hijacked by antisocial rouge elements. These rogue elements incorporated the event and formed an LLC. Each year since, Burning Man has lost more and more of its spontaneity and inspirational elements to the tightening grip of the corporation (the Borg), and has now become (in 2010) the antithesis of its origins.
The Cacophony Society (lacking organization by definition) could do little more than scratch their heads or comically protest at the take-over of the event by the Borg. The Borg, being an annoyingly strong hierarchical structure with quasi military overtones, undertones and middletones, cut off the lantern-shaped head of the Man and ripped out his heart. But in primitive societies this destruction called, progress - which the Borg uses as a rationale for their continued reign.
Burning Man, for all intents and purposes, covenants and conditions, restrictions and notifications - DIED in 2008 when Paul Addis was sentenced to prison for burning down the Man several days earlier than planned. This Cacaphony-style prank had the option of either breathing new life into the event, or killing it off forever. And as the Borg chose to press for strict sentencing against Mr. Addis; BMRIP.
It is important to distinguish between 'counterculture', 'subculture' and 'fringe culture'. Burning Man is neither one; it is part of the 'mainstream culture'. It is not a 'movement'.
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