Thick curly pubes that look like shredded cabbage
"Man I hooked up with a Russian History teacher and she had cabbage pubes all over."
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N. A guy who constantly tries to get with smelly girls. This person has no standards whatsoever, and will openly get with anything or anyone, even a person that smells as bad as cabbage.
Jeff: Yo dude did you see that gurl that Ryan was hittin it with last night?
Eric: Ya man she fuckin' smelled like ass, he's sucha Cabbage Creeper!
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Marijuana grown in someone's back yard.
My uncle used to cultivate an enormous wild cabbage patch. He had enough weed to smoke, sell, and even eat for years.
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When something is so awesomely done that even if it would normally be lame, it is highly entertaining and or impressive.
Jeez Steve you stack those books like its nobody's business!, it's totally radical cabbage.
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A vigina that looks like a roll of cabbage cut in half and smells of old cabbage soup
Man that cabbage hole on that spoda bitch was gross
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When snowboarding, one shreds the cabbage by being the Gnardog.
Dude! You were totally shredding the cabbage out there.
Yeah Gnardog, I fer sure shredded the cab.
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An action or trick(usually in extreme sports) so gnarly or rad the only way to describe it is straight cabbage. Can also be used to describe dank food.
Did you see Marcus pull that 540 method grab? That was straight cabbage!
Yo this salsa is straight cabbage!
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