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A temporary or permanent glowing of the skin that results from sitting for extended periods of time in front of a TV screen while playing video games, causing the radiation from the screen to noticeably lighten the color of your face.
Guy 1: Dude, did you just see how pale that kid was?
Guy 2: Yeah, he was wearing a Starcraft II t-shirt, so it must be a gamer glow.
Gamer snow is when a Cum Sock is fozen solid and the smashed against a wall to turn the contents of the sock into powder. When the sock later is emptied the contents of the sock have been turned into gamer snow.
- So oliver filled up his room with gamer snow yesterday and built a snowman with it.
- Cool i have always wanted to make gamer snow
The shape that a gaming headset or any type of over-the-head headphones makes in your hair after a gaming session. This shape can also occur when you are listening to music for a long time without taking the headphones off. This usually occurs in people with shorter hair
Gamer: I didn't take my headset off for four hours and my hair got a gamer's gap
Gamer 2: I hate that bullshit it makes me look like an upside down cereal bowl!!
This is a person that finds it hard to see any fault of their owns. In their world they are perfect at EVERY game they play, if somebody else is doing badly then they are the reason that said gamer is losing the game. This person thinks of themselves as a master of all games. No matter what, you cannot be better.
How to become a Malicious Gamer -
1. When you play games, your friends are not really your friends, they are you competition at all times.
2. If you are doing worst then the person/people you are playing with, then don't compliment them, just be quite and play. IMPORTANT - As soon as they mess up and do badly, you complain and find every fault in their game-play. You may find it easy to swear at them and make sure you tell them why they are bad and how they will never be good at any game they play.
3. This is one of the essentials. When your 'competition' does something you consider irresponsible or careless then tell them that they are bad and need to learn to play better. The second time you need to shout a little, tell them to stop playing badly. Then the third time/more, tear them apart, if you know weak parts in their personality, then just exploit them and make them feel bad. The chances are, they will not want to play with you again, congratulations. (Although, once you revert back from 'competition' status to 'friends' status, then you may find that you will play another game with them. Repeat previous steps.)
*Play Call of Duty*
Ted: *Dies*
Malicious Gamer: "I cannot believe you just died like that, are you that much of an
imbecile to an extent that you are not able to kill the player that killed you?"
Ted: "Dude, he shot me from behind"
Malicious Gamer: "Just learn to play the game, why didn't you check if anyone was behind you, just play and stop dying okay..." *sigh*
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Opera GX has launched their own special universe as they have created an online cemetery for gamers they are calling Gamer Graveyard. The concept of it all is kind of entertaining as this is a virtual resting place for your gaming pals who had to stop gaming because real life got in the way. It's a pretty interesting concept which you can do right now, all you have to do is go to the link above to create a virtual tombstone in the metaverse as you'll choose a theme, write a short eulogy, and pay respects by pressing the "F" button. You can also share the tombstone with your friend on social media and find them and others by searching their gamertag. We have more info below, but we highly suggest going off and having fun with it if there's someone you digitally miss.
"I just sent my homie to the Gamer Graveyard after he disconnected from our online match"
"Lit"
A person who plays fortnite all day and cranks 90's. Is either a child under 10 or a school drop out.
Mum "Jimmy come down for dinner"
Jimmy "Mum shut the fuck up I am playing fortnite!"
Mum "Why is my son a fortshite gamer"
That dreaded emptiness of being bored of every game in your collection. symptomes include: depression, anxiety and frustration.
Patient: no matter what I play, I always turn off the console.
Doc: I'm afraid you have a temporary case of video gamer's boredom.
Patient: D: