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The days between Christmas and New Years Eve. Not including boxing day because that's already boxing day.
These are the official Gooch Days:
Dec 27, 28, 29, 30
its a gooch that is 4 meters long
u have jeans but i still see ur huge gooch. big gooch
(Verb)
1. When the clitoris is stimulated by rubbing against a partner’s gooch. 2. Hetero-tribbing. 3. To lose by a narrow margin in the last second.
alt. Gucci Scooter
(1)“Hey Janet are you going to make it to the OFFL Fantasy draft tonight?”
“Nah, I’ll probably stay in, open a bottle of wine, and Scooter the Gooch with hubby”
(2) “Man, I really Scootered the Gooch last game.”
I always feel better after plunging the gooch, squeaky clean!
When somebody has a lower than average penis. Sometimes located near the gooch.
"Yo man, you're dick is so low"
"Yee, I know. Totally got a gooch dick, Bro"
When one's taint is hairy and sweaty, not unlike an ape.
She wanted to lick my ass, but I have an ape gooch, so I told her to reconsider.
I survived a plane crash in the mountains by using my ape gooch to distill water.
You have an ape gooch.
Your ape gooch had a musky stench.
Gooch sauce is the liquid between a man's ballsack and butthole aka the perineum. Some may say it has a strong musky smell to it while others may find it alluring. During sexual encounters, one may lick another's gooch to taste the sauce all the while creating unerving body spasm that releases a sexual euphoric squeal that can't be contained
John had his gooch sauce lapped up by his dog during a weird sexual experiment in his teenage years. He regrets the experience but not the sensation.