guitar hero

A simulatory game that is played on your game system using a game paddel that is in the shape of a guitar, has five buttons (called fret buttons) and a flipper that is supposed to represent all six strings in one! sounds pretty cool huh? well guess what if you have the time to dick around learning to play shit on that, that doesnt even MATCH the song, then just buy a fuckin guitar for $100 instead of the game and learn how to play that instead.

nOOb to guitar hero: WTF why dont I just run home and get my guitar so we can play a real song Mike
Guitar hero junkie: uh, duh, but we have everything that we need to play REAL guitar on my PS2!
nOOb to guitar hero: faggot..

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guitar

A guitar (g-box) is a musical instrument in which hippy, try hard boys and rad cunts play to either act alternative/indie or get into the opposite sex’s pants.

Hippy/wanna-be alternative/try hard 'cool boy': (to girl) Hey, whattup. I play guitar. What of it.
Girl: (takes clothes off immediately)

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guitar galin'

When you are sitting around listening to your man playing the guitar and you silently wish you could play that damn good.

Girl last night I was guitar galin' it out like a rockstar.

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Guitar Hero

George Andrikokus from the band Misguided Youth!! www.misguidedyouth.com!!

You aren't cool enough to be a guitar hero!!

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guitar center

A place where you might go to buy music equipment and have some jerkoff call you "Boss" (and other things) one too many times after you bought your stuff. Thus making you want to grab a guitar and ram it down the punk's throat. And then save what's left of the guitar for the guy up front who checks your bag best-buy-style.

Guitar Center Quotes: "What's HAPPENING there BOSS?"

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Guitar Hero

1. DDR for guitarist wannabes
2. The easiest game for a real guitarist

Player 1: "Man, you're good at Guitar Hero."
Player 2: "I play guitar. You're fucked."

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guitar itch

the kind of itch that always seems to come uo while playing guitar hero or rock band, being very severe, making you grit your teeth for a pause in the music

Dude, scratch my nose, i've got the guitar itch

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