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A great state to live in. People who don't know the truth of Jersey have likely never lived/visited there, and write it off as "boring" or "shitty" when in fact it is very interesting and has a lot to offer. That's why all the obnoxious New York trash (who pronounce it as "Joisey") and Pennsylvanian hick scum come here for vacations. A classy state with classy towns. Home of the Pine Barrens, one of the most unique, beautiful, and important forests in the WORLD, and people have the nerve to say that Jersey smells like pollution (that's only around New York and Philly, fellas). All in all, a totally misunderstood state. Just stay away from Camden.
I went to college in PA and now realize how much it blows compared to New Jersey.
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NJ's coastline from Sandy Hook to Cape May.
Has lately gotten a bad rap because of MTV's fake, ridiculous show but aside from a handful of Seaside Guidos, has some of the nicest sandy beaches from Maine to the Carolinas.
Also, NJ has the most rigorous ocean water quality testing program in the nation and has the cleanest water in the mid Atlantic Region.
So if the Guido crowd is not for you but you still want to a great beach to take your family than check out:
-Sandy Hook
-Ocean Grove
-Avon by the Sea
-Belmar (weekdays)
-Seaside Park (Yeah Really)
-Island Beach
-Long Beach Island
-Stone harbor
-Cape May
The Jersey Shore: Now with less Guido!
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The term for beaches in New Jersey. You don't go "to the beach," you go, "down the shore."
Person from Pennsylvania: We went to the Jersey beach this summer.
Jersey kid: There aren't any beaches in Jersey, dipfuck.
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When a guy holds a chick up by her legs and has her walk on her hands down a row of guys, fellating them all in a row, and making them cum, then spitting the cum to one side, creating the illusion of snow being blown.
Vinny's girl said she liked it kinky, so he lined up his tanning buddies and pulled a Jersey Snowblower.
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A style of bangs often worn in conjunction with a mullet on a woman popular in the late 1980's, but which is still seen occasionally on certain individuals. The bangs would be cut straight across the forhead, but teased to produce a circular puff.
"When I got my hair done for prom, the lady messed it up so much. She gave me a Jersey Claw."
"What year was your prom?"
"1992."
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You have a threesome, at the end you cum in one of the girls butt and she farts out the cum into the other girls mouth.
I invited Tracy and Annie to my house last night for a threesome and they both begged me for the jersey moonpie
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The act of performing the shocker (sticking one's index and middle finger in the vagina and one's pinky finger into the anus) on a girl and then sticking the two fingers that were in the vagina into her nostrils and and the pinky finger into her mouth.
That bitch pissed me off last night so I Jersey Foulmouthed her in bed.
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