The man with the Magnum Dong.
Jon Walker, in the showers: oh oh OH O, I dropped, my MONSTER CONDOM that I use for my M A G N U M D O N G
Putting the thumb in the pussy and pinky in the anus. Refers to Senator Jon Tester who lost 3 fingers in a meat grinder.
I Jon Tester'd your mom last night.
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A step above being hammed (hammered).
Guy 1: Hey buddy, you hammed?
Guy 2: Oh Iโm Jon Hammed
A huge ass fuckboy that has a one inch penis who's will cheat on the most prettiest girls ever.
Jon Zito is such a fuckboy and has a tiny dick!
Yeah! I heard he cheated on Taylor for Emma and Emma is ugly Taylor isn't!
person1-hey look its a leprechaun!
person2-no thats just jon neezy
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tripping or stumbling randomly for no appartent reason