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A grown ass boy who loves child porn and molest fetuses.
You see that kid over there? He's definitely a Liam!
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The most disrespectful and psychotic person you will ever Matt if you know a Liam shut him out of your life he will try to murder you with scissors
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Liam, your typical gay teen. Very good with his hands and mouth. Plays Nhl 2k20
Look that kid is such a Liam
It' ok to be gay. Take Liam for example
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A proud Texan and American citizen who resides in a run-down house in Alton, Texas.
He's very fond of the local McDonalds (a seven-minute walk away), guns (especially American-built rifles) and President Donald Trump.
He's not very fond of the ruddy Mexicans ruining his neighborhood, Democrats (or as he prefers to call them 'libtards') and obesity prevention agencies.
Fun fact: He saves up all of his government-provided financial assistance and benefits (he's unemployed) to go to his local Texan barbeque (Rick's country grills).
Fun fact 2: His favorite McDonald's order is an extra large Coke, extra large fries and a signature bbq burger.
Fun fact 3: He owns 12 guns.
Anti-gun lobbyist: 'Guns have killed hundreds of school children, we must restrict them like other safer developed nations.'
Liam: 'Fuck of you piece of shit, the second-amendment which was written in 1791 states I have the right to own me own firearms you cunt! FUCK OFF! YOU MEXICAN, HILARY-LOVING LIBTARD!'
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Liam’s someone you can always relay on to help you when you don’t know how to help yourself,he’ll try to make you smile or he’ll make you cry.youll love a Liam with all your heart then it’ll be broken
Liam’s the love of my life
Liam broke my heart
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the mature one in the band "One Direction" currently on a "18 month" hiatus. If all the one direction members were drunk, he would probably be the one contemplating life. He loves dogs and puppies as much as we love him. In a Buzzfeed interview with dogs, he named a dog Pete, which he eventually had to let go of. He has an unusual fear of spoons. If you want to know really how scared he is of spoons, you can watch the second episode of "Adventurous Adventures of One Direction" on Youtube created by the amazing Mark Parsons. He deserves more recognition than he receives. His smile will melt your heart and you die a little inside when he looks straight into your eyes (of course through your device because you will never get to meet him in a million years *sob*). People like Liam are hard to find because he is just AMAZING. He still remains humble even though he has turn into an international superstar. BTS fans you have got to stop comparing Liam to your idols, they are both amazing in their own ways!! Enjoys having water fights with Louis Tomlinson, otherwise known as Lilo. BTW One Direction PLEASE come back!!
Liam Payne: 1...2...3.. FLICK
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